Getting pumped about bullying some caddies....

I just got me a subscription to Golf Digest and I am pumped to get me a caddy that I can push around a little...I am thinking that I might snub my first caddy...you know, work 'em real hard and then throw 'em a quarter and tell him to invest it in Haliburton...I got me some anger issues to work through, but with time I should be a pretty darn good golfer...I love the whole handicap thing...there should be a handicap thing in cycling...Good luck to all going to Iowa for that silly bike race...