Thursday, January 5, 2012

New Year's Resolutions

New Year’s Resolutions:
1. I need to really work on being nicer to them weird runners. Even though they are weird and all…I need to really try and be nicer to them, especially now that Buffington is part of that community.

2. I really like how Mitt Romney alwayz sez, “My Goodness,” when he is upset instead of swearing an’ all…so I am gonna really work on sayin’ “My Goodness,” when people do really stupid stuff to me. Like when I’m in a gravel road race and some out-of-control guy takes me out on a tight descending turn and puts me on the floor and I’m layin’ there all bleeding and stuff…instead of sezing, “What the %$^#@!!!” I am gonna work on sayin’ “
My Goodness!”

3. Like Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Michelle Bachman, Tim Tebow, and half of the NBA, I really need to publicly and overtly thank God more for all kinds of good stuff that happens to me….like finding really nice gear in the lost & found and/or winning a sweet cycling cap at a post-race drawing...

4. I need to accept my fate that Loki the Man-dog will eventually kill me.

5. Oh yeah and finally...I also need to fully commit to being either a full-on Super Conservative or a dyed-in-the-wool Radical Liberal; regarding my emerging political ideology. Being a Moderate, a Centrist, or embracing the antiquated notion of consensus building and thus approaching problem-solving from a stance of interdependence is soooo Old School...


  1. I just thank God that Palin has become irrelevent enough to have not made that list.

  2. Yea ya espically need to work on #1

    Jim R

  3. Ah, does that mean I have to work at being nicer to them weird bikers?! Hmph!

  4. My Goodness, what about the school teacher who crashed into a famed Alaskan at the Arrowhead, causing him to fall?