Friday, November 2, 2012

A quick sortie into the wilderness with the youth of America



A revived Farrow with Hondo, the Man-puppy
Press release (Reuters): A revived, youthful-looking Farrow (pictured above w/ Hondo, the Man-puppy), during a recent effort on his part to test a group of young potential stalwarts from his school, by acting as their supreme leader on an overnight trek into the northern wilderness....

Under his tutelage, the strong, motivated group progressed southerly, along Mallory's Brook (formerly known as Gooseberry River) using the famed Sir Mallory Hiking Trail (aka Lake Superior Hiking Trail) as their main thoroughfare. 

Postscript (source: The Guardian)Upon the groups' return; While Farrow was hailed by the mainstream media as both a visionary and a skilled, tireless leader of young men and women, his detractors were just as quick to point out that his hegemonic claims of DBD geographical dominion and subsequent renaming of many of the local points-of-interest after Sir George Mallory (i.e. changing the name Gooseberry River to Mallory's Brook) was inappropriate and represents yet one more example of the DBD’s propensity for power-grabs with little consideration for local traditions, customs, and/or laws.  Also the use of a pretentious white Cadillac Limo (on loan from his friend, Mitt Romney), to transport his young people to and from the trail-heads, had the effect of stirring his critics to call him a 'plutocrat" and even raised some eye-brows amongst the pro-DBD community, including the Queen...

Whilst Farrow was decidedly unapologetic, siting a  kind of "mandate from heaven" argument in which he claims that the DBD is essentially entrusted by Providence to make such changes with the goal being to civilize and educate the local populace by following God's will as dictated to various Republicans (especially congressmen representing Indiana and Missouri) and like-minded groups by "the Big Guy Upstairs..."


...Under growing pressure, the DBD Honor Board has assured the local magistrates that the reclusive, yet highly influential adventure society would review these allegations and take any and all necessary actions to ensure that any nefarious deeds would not go unpunished. 

2 comments:

  1. Wow! I am speechless.
    ari

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  2. Good show, and congratulations on the new pooch. Shouldn't the puppy also bear a Mallory-related moniker?

    P.S. Where are the Moonlander pictures?

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