Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Final Gear Choices for the T.W.

A Military Prussian-issue revolver circa 1900

I have decided to bring my favorite DBD revolver just in case things go badly for me in the Trans-Wisconsin...Itz a classic and rarely jams! If you find it next to me lifeless form please return it to the following (also help yourself to the aged whiskey...itz a sin to waste good spirits):


Gitchee Gami Club c/o G.Mallory, DBD Club...Northern Colonies Chapter,
Duluth, MN

Plus itz quite light...and fits nicely in my ruck-sack!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Rational behaviors wins out...

The author has been attempting to do all the right things to prepare physically and mentally for the upcoming Trans-Wisconsin....doing the homework on mapping (and highlighting) the complexities of the route, getting the bike, rack, and gear dialed in, and thinking hard about how to keep the MOJO going and going and going...I even thought about quitting my daily beer intake....then I realized that I had gone too far...

Friday, June 11, 2010

Trans-Wisconsin: The Race of My Fear begins in one week's time...

I love the anticipation associated with the advent of something really BIG on the horizon!!!!! Itz just been a few dayz of late that I have really started to contemplate the dimensions of this inaugural Trans-Wisconsin Mountain Bike Route...South to North; 620 miles through the entire state of Wisconsin with the vast majority of it on backroads and trails--dirt, gravel, and sand...My mantra: GO LIGHT and Fight; Fight through the Nights. My buzz word: Perseverance. The Goal: Have my tired feet in the frigid waters of the GREAT LAKE sometime during the daylight hours of Monday, June 21st.

I aint gettin' any younger, so to me itz a full-on race. A "pre-race or dress rehearsal" approach for my ultimate goals of racing the Great Divide and the Alaskan Invitational...and thus I plan to ride it as fast as I can go...A race to catch my fear...the fear of what this thing holds in store for me and my compatriots....If it rains the whole time...remember me as a pretty-good father, husband, son, teacher...

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Copy of my recent post on MTBReview...

Hey Dear Readers....forget the below....It just arrived!!! I ordered it on May 21st...but itz here now and itz gonna help me make that 622 miles...

Mountain Feed Bag from Oregon....Is this company connected to BP?

Hey Sports Fans: I ordered a Mountain Bag Feed Bag from Epicrides over two weeks ago and so far it has not arrived here in Duluth....I have tried to contact the woman that owns the company and the phone number is "full" and thus "NOT taking any messages"; plus she has not returned any of my email queries. Anybody had similar problems? ...Anybody have any suggestions? Anybody know this company? Is it still in business?....I need the product for an upcoming endurance race, plus I'm out $35 ....Help me...please... Help me!!!!

Charlie

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Too much to do....


Super busy right now....What with being laid off here in just a few dayz and planning in earnest for the 620 Mile Trans-Wisconsin, there is little time for reflection...I have ordered a nuclear-powered drone (powered by Haliburton) to constantly hover above me during the event so as to have State-of-the-Art navigation during the whole affair. Also I have obtained a super techny phone/internet/TV/radio gizmo so as to allow complete and total 24 hour connection/communication to various and strategically-placed support crews. Also I have chosen to bring a SPOT-TRACKER device so that my team of rescue professionals will be able to track my every move as I progress through this remote and super dangerous trail. Finally, I have installed vital medical sensory devices to monitor all of my vital organ metrics. This data shall be sent in REALTIME to the Mayo Clinic for constant assessment and commentary. My bike is equipped with every kind of feedback gizmo known to man...During my effort, using a big flat-screen affixed to my carbon handlebars, I shall have constant assess to power wattage, cadence, elevation, tire pressure, price of Gold, heart rate, liver function, VO2 readouts, monkey-butt status, Krebs Cycle, urine production, colon spasms, beer joints in the immediate area, and North Korean naval deployments. Yet, I still feel I need more...I am sure that some of the other fellas will have newer, shinier, and fancier stuff...that always happens to me!!! any suggestions???

Friday, June 4, 2010

BRAVO DK 200 & the ESKO CLASS OF 2010!!!


Tomorrow is the Dirty Kanza 200...It looks like a great race...Kudos to all in involved with special recognition going to Jim Cummins!!!! Good luck to everyone....I'd love to be there w/ Eki and da boyz, but The Most Outstanding Esko Class of 2010 graduates tonight in beautiful downtown metro Esko and I just cannot miss it as they are all, each and everyone of them kids clearly, "Above Average..." and I am gonna miss them....

http://www.dirtykanza200.com/

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Rorschach applied to select Cheq 100 participants...

Rather than writing up a personal narrative about my experiences in the recent Chequamegon 100, I thought that it might be a novel approach to just go through a list of Guyz-&-Galz that were there and that I personally have an opinion of and to thus provide an unfettered descriptor or two (right off the top of my head) as if taking one of the Rorschach inkblot tests. Of Note: The Rorschach test; also known as the Rorschach inkblot test or simply the Inkblot test) is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex scientifically derived algorithms, or both. Some psychologists use this test to examine a person's personality characteristics and emotional functioning. It has been employed to detect an underlying thought disorder, especially in cases where patients are reluctant to describe their thinking processes openly. The test takes its name from that of its creator, Swiss psychologist Hermann Rorschach (source Wikipedia). Of course, being of sound mind, I have never been “required” to take a Rorschach...but I have been restrained in a straitjacket for standing up against the usurpers of Freedom, Liberty , Justice, and the American Way...but thatz another story...

Diana McFadden...Top notch young women, sharp, savvy, would do a better job as Secretary of State than either Hillary or Madeline; Michelle Flanagan-Haag...Super nice. But super fit too. Smart, fun, kind to animals, especially retrievers; Adam Blake...Sweet bike, amicable, has the “right stuff” to be an enduro-fiend, helped me thru some dark times, think dry sands of the Sahara; Chris Skogen...Bike racing organizing aficionado . Back in the day, if the Roman were persecuting Bike Race Organizers, they would have throw him to the lions in the Coliseum. Dennis Grelk has super nice parents! Dennis takes way too much stuff with him, but hez young and thatz okay, secret: his Mom helped me out in the 2009 trans-iowa!; Drew Wilson always takes off too fast, but hez young and thatz okay; Ezra Taylor is so strong that I am at a loss for words, he also always has the shiniest metallic bike at the race; Heath Weisbrod & Larry Sauber, a coach could build a great team around these two guyz and it doesn’t matter what sport!; Both Jason Buffington and Tim Ek were signed up but were not at the race...Rest assured Dear Readers that the DBD is on to their inexcusable treachery and deceit and they shall be dealt with to the full extent of DBD Dogma! Kershaw, Member of the DBD Brethren, enough said!...John Kurth from Duluth. Kurth did the Arrowhead135 last year and thatz good enough for me! Meiser is the son I never had! Josh Peterson is the epitome of a cyclist endowed with a good work ethic. Lance Andre, by snubbing this race will pay with a merciless death from a thousand cuts come February and the 2011 AH135; Lee Unwin, great guy from Wisconsin, fast but nice too; Mark Cheyne, sweet Ti bike; Mark Kowaliw, old guy, like me. Seems amused by it all, me too!; Mark Parman is an academic, but lives below the Ivory Tower, and remembers the thrill of victory; Mark VanderWoude is the kind of guy that ya want watching your back if there’s trouble and you’re outnumbered!; Matt Braun is a lot like Guy Evans. Guy Evans is one of the best friends I have ever had...; Mike Haag is the real deal. Top notch and a full-on Man’s man!; Mike Weisphenning is fine young man, the kind of guy that ya would want to marry your daughter; Paul Belknap, although I don’t know him well, reminds me of Matt Braun, although I don’t know Matt well; Ryan Horkey is new to the game, but hez gonna be a top gun!; Scott Cole is NOT new to the game and he is still a Top-Gun after all these years!; Steve Fuller is doing it right!!!; Tim Wilkie and I rode together at the end of a 24hours @ 9 Mile...I still remember the suffrage as I am sure he does too!; Todd McFadden ain’t getting older, hez getting faster. If he wanted to he could dominate in these enduro-freak shows, but he’s too smart!; Aaron Swanson is a fun loving guy that loves his family and is getting faster every year. Dean Gies is my inspiration and a great guy to boot!

Sorry if I missed you...and Dave Pramann where are you, Mallory is outraged???