Thursday, April 17, 2008

Beware for they come....

“There is a bad moon arising over Iowa”If you live in upper Midwest farm country, don’t go out at night for the seeable future. The migration to the farmlands of Iowa has begun. Visigoths, Huns, Vikings, Khazars, Xionites, Chionites, Ephthalites, and other fierce barbarians of antiquity are flocking to the saturated rich loam of rural Iowa in anticipation of an old school rendezvous complete with frenzied plundering and pillaging. These guyz are not known for respecting borders or even possessing anything other than a very rudimentary knowledge of modern geography, so no-one in the rural Midwest is going to be safe. The impetus stems from rumors of a large group of lycra-clad miscreants riding flimsy steeds at night across sparely populated aspects of Iowa; traditionally a favorite victim of the barbarian community. The pictures of such spoils conjured in the minds of these hardy albeit merciless hordes are such a draw that the even the harried spirits of such notorious figures as Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan are stirred to action and are thus leading throngs of evil spirits for IOWA… There is a bad moon arising……..

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