Saturday, September 6, 2008

Recent Headlines from the New York Times:

In Palin’s Life and Politics, Goal to Follow God’s Will...

I don't know about the rest of you...but the fact that Mrs. Palin is gonna follow God's Will if elected (with McCain) to the executive branch of the federal government is of great comfort to me....I mean who needs that silly old Constitution anyway???? Plus in many wayz a theocracy is better than a constitutional democracy because in the former a nation is guaranteed the blessings of God. George W. Bush's administration is a case-in-point as is Iran's circle of clerics; both rely almost solely on God's Will with great results!!! Plus itz nice to know that if Mrs. Palin is elected she will allow us to tap that infinite amount of cheap oil up in Alaska that is currently being held hostage by all them hedonistic tree-huggers, commie-bands of rogue moose, unpatriotic caribou, unAmerican wolves, liberal migratory birds, and godless polar it goes..."drill baby drill, drill baby drill..."


  1. I want to say some really bad things, but I think it's best I don't.

  2. God sure must be a busy entity. So many causes, so many on their knees begging for favors. What a tough gig...