Friday, July 31, 2009

The source of the author's bitterness is revealed...

July 28, 2009

Dear Sir,

I was pleased to speak with you during our interview last Monday and I observed that you have good skills and abilities that potentially mesh well with those required within the two-wheeled gangsta industry.

But I regret that you failed the pre-requisite qualification that our particular gang is looking for. So we are unable to offer you a position with our pack at this time. May I suggest you contact the nice people over at the Outlaws Motorcycle Gang. Their standards are somewhat below that of ours and they also offer summer internships for gang fledglings, such as yourself.

However, we will keep your application on the file for future references. If there is a position that suits for you, I will be pleased to get in touch with you.

Thank you for your interest in our firm and wish you the best in your chosen field.


Lucifer Jones
Alpha Male
Hells Angels Motorcycle Gang

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