Feasting on Feral Fare for at least a Fortnight in Pickensville:
"It feels really good," Jamison, of Pickensville, said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."
Who sez that this country cannot still produce top-notch youngsters capable of competing on the global stage? One can only hope that this fine, athletic, steely-nerved youngster will someday find something even bigger to kill!!!! Hopefully, he will use this special propensity for killing to do good deeds...and to fight against the "evil-doers" of the world.
Training: 122 minutes on the newly modified Kelly...the machine that will take me to VICTORY [or bust] in the barrens of Canada in just 10 days!!!!
The connection to cycling? You may ask...Well I am working on this question...more to come on this important topic. Maybe the grisly murder of the beastie pig as a metaphor for the absurdity of road racing? Maybe the weighty pig as a metaphor for my losing battle with trying to maintain my boyish figure?
He's going to need a whole bushel of apples for that beasts mouth. Looks like the dude that hasn't gotten ot of his bed in the last 2 years. I wonder if his mother and distant cousins brought him food while he lay helpless under the bushes because they felt sorry that he had a fear of the unknown beyond the security of the shrubry.
ReplyDeleteHow about this... A hereditarily hairy headed huge hog,heavily hoarding Harrys heroin; hence he has a hematoma headache of horrendous proportion
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